Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days postpartum (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to avoid post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s newest book, Mom Truths is everything no one will tell you about having kids.
In tandem with their book release, Cat and Nat are hitting the road to tell never-before-told stories about the stress, guilt, joy, and laundry (oh the laundry!) of being a mom. Join them as they shine a witty light on some of the hardest topics in motherhood, all while celebrating this amazing community of women who come from all walks of life but are united in the idea that we’re all just doing the best we can.
What to expect at each show:
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The thing that makes any entertainer successful is the ability to connect with an audience. It’s this quality of sharing the humor in everyday situations that has made Bill Engvall one of the top comedians today – and one of the busiest. A Grammy Award-nominated, multi-platinum selling artist, Engvall is best known for being part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy tour and concert films. His first solo album, Here’s Your Sign, is certified platinum and held the #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for 15 straight weeks. It went on to peak at #5 on Billboard’s Current Country Album Chart and reached the Top 50 on Billboard’s Top 200. He went on to win Best Comedy Album at the NARM convention in ’97. His second album Dorkfish was certified gold and had the honor of being ranked #1 on Billboard’s Comedy Chart. All of his following releases debuted at #1 including 15° Off Cool and Aged and Confused. Known for his clean-cut humor and ‘common man’ approach, audiences can expect a night of laughter that’s fun for whole family.
Join best-selling author and NPR contributor, David Sedaris for an evening featuring all-new stories, an audience Q&A, and a book signing. With sardonic wit and incisive social critiques, Mr. Sedaris has become one of America’s pre-eminent humor writers. The great skill with which he slices through cultural euphemisms and political correctness proves that Sedaris is a master of satire and one of the most observant writers addressing the human condition today. David Sedaris returns to the road following the release of his most deeply personal and darkly hilarious collection, Calypso. Sedaris sets his formidable powers of observation toward middle age and mortality. Make no mistake: these stories are very, very funny-it’s a book that can make you laugh ’til you snort, the way only family can. Sedaris’s power of observation have never been sharper, and his ability to shock readers into laughter unparalleled. But much of the comedy here is born out of that vertiginous moment when your own body betrays you and you realize that the story of your life is made up of more past than future. If you love David Sedaris’s cheerfully misanthropic stories, you might think you know what you’re getting into at his live readings. You’d be wrong. To see him read his own work on stage allows his autobiographical narrative to reveal a uniquely personal narrative that will keep you laughing throughout the evening. Don’t miss this event!
The hilarious Peabody Award-winning hit TV comedy comes to our stage with an all-new Mystery Science Theater 3000 Live: The Great Cheesy Movie Circus Tour! featuring No Retreat, No Surrender. Join show creator and original host, Joel Hodgson, and the world’s greatest – and only – movie riffing robots, Tom Servo, Crow, and Gypsy, as they take you on an exhilarating rollercoaster ride through some of the cheesiest films ever made. Having earned its place in history as one of the Top 100 TV Shows of all time, it is currently a hit show on Netflix. Now you can sit in the same theater with your favorite characters and experience this comedy phenomenon in a universally-acclaimed LIVE event. This is the last chance to see Joel as he celebrates his final live tour performing the unique comedic art form he created. The exhilarating, nonstop, rapid-fire hilarity is brimming with hundreds of jokes riffed on a “So-Bad-It’s-Good” feature film, plus spirited sketches and songs that turn the stage into a circusthemed party. VIP Packages to be offered as add-ons to any ticket.
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Grab a Christmas cocktail and join TV’s Celebrity Housewives for the ultimate Girls Night Out – an intimate evening of festive season memories with Delores Cantinia (New Jersey), Ramona Singer (New York) and Kelly Dodd (Orange County) – onstage in person at their Parker Playhouse debut! Holidays With The Housewives is filled with talking about their amazing personal lives, their Holiday traditions with their cherished families, their sensational businesses and how fame has changed their lives forever. The evening will also feature special guest host Rhonda Shear.
The evening will include an interview followed by an audience Q&A. Expect an outrageous, courageous, sometimes bawdy but always honest evening of dazzling Reality TV stars! Don’t miss making a fabulous Christmas memory with these fabulous ladies!
Standup comedian, artist, writer, and director Demetri Martin began doing standup comedy in New York City, where he worked as a staff writer for Late Night with Conan O’Brien and was regular on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Demetri won the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh International Fringe Festival for his one-man show and received Australia’s Barry Award at the Melbourne International Comedy festival. He has released 3 standup comedy albums and 4 hour-long standup comedy specials, including his latest for Netflix, The Overthinker. Demetri created and starred in his own television series for Comedy Central. His books, This Is a Book and Point Your Face at This, are New York Times Bestsellers. His latest book, If It’s Not Funny It’s Art, features a collection of his original drawings. He recently wrote and directed his first feature film, Dean, which won the Founder’s Prize at the Tribeca Film Festival for best narrative American feature film.
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One of Off Broadway’s biggest smash hits, That Golden Girls Show! parodies classic Golden Girls moments from the brilliant TV series with puppets. Set in that sassy Miami house in 1985, it is filled with cheesecake, laughter, jazzercise, shoulder pads, sex and the elegant art of the quickwitted put down. Devoted fans will fondly remember and first-timers will find a joyful introduction to Sophia’s get rich-quick schemes, Rose’s tales from St. Olaf, Blanche’s insatiable hunt for men and the Fountain of Youth and Dorothy’s daily struggle to make sense of her life and manage her roommates all the while fending off a certain pesky ex-husband once and for all.
Gary Gulman is a stand-up comedian who lives in New York City. Originally from Boston, Gary has been a scholarship college football player, an accountant, a barista, a doorman, a waiter and a high school teacher. Now he is one of the most popular touring comics and one of only a handful ofcomedians to perform on every single late night comedy program. “Gary will be the next giant ex-Bostonian comic to break huge, CK, Burr, Gulman: You heard it here first” raved the Village Voice. He’s made three TV specials, and three albums. Gary marked his 20-year anniversary in stand-up with the “It’s About Time Tour,” selling out theaters throughout the country. It’s no wonder the New York Times wrote “Gary is finally being recognized as one of the country’s strongest comedians.”
Paula Poundstone is one of our country’s preeminent comedians, known for her smart, observational humor and spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. An accomplished author, lecturer, host and actress, she’s also popular panelist on NPR’s number one show Wait, Wait…Don’t Tell Me! Her new podcast ‘Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone’ is a comedy field guide to life. Paula’s guest appearances include The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Late Night with Carson Daly, Nerdist with Chris Hardwick and she was a clue in a New York Times crossword puzzle. An avid Disney movie fan, Paula had a dream come true when she was cast to voice the character “Forgetter Paula” in Disney/Pixar’s Inside Out, winner of the 2017 Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film. Paula has had numerous HBO specials and starred in her own series on HBO and ABC. Paula was the first woman to perform standup comedy at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. She won an American Comedy Award for Best Female Standup Comic and is recognized in innumerable lists, documentaries, and literary compendiums noting influential standup comedians of our time.